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EMERGENCY AMBIANCE CANDLE TINS
Hey, know what this situation is severely lacking? That’s right. AMBIANCE. And we've got the perfect travel candle tin for all kinds of emergencies. It even comes with its own matchbook under the lid!
- Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Regular priceUnit price per$13.95Sale price $6.98 - Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Regular price $13.95Unit price per - Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Regular price $13.95Unit price per - Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
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- Fucking Shit Up WTF Air Freshener
Fucking Shit Up WTF Air Freshener
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FAKE-CATION MUGS
We get it. You don't have time for a vacation. Who does?
And really, what’s the difference between lying about winning a thousand bucks in Vegas over the weekend and lying about actually going? Everyone knows it never happened. Kind of like when I said I had an amazing time in Turks and Caicos, but instead went to my uncle’s Jersey wedding and came home with a deep orange tan that totally washed off in the shower. Fake vacations are simply better conversation.
So we’ve created an imaginary road trip for you to brag about around the water cooler, complete with interesting factual details so that you can keep your story straight. Unless you’ve got bourbon in that coffee cup. Then you’re on your own, you lush.
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