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COLORED PENCILS

  • Shit Show Colored Pencils
    Shit Show Colored Pencils
    Shit Show Colored Pencils

    Shit Show Colored Pencils

    Regular price $14.00

EMERGENCY AMBIANCE CANDLE TINS

Hey, know what this situation is severely lacking? That’s right. AMBIANCE. And we've got the perfect travel candle tin for all kinds of emergencies. It even comes with its own matchbook under the lid!

  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Regular price $13.95 Sale price $6.98
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  • Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Shit's Fucked Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Regular price $13.95
  • Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Out of Vodka Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Regular price $13.95
  • Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Regular price $13.95

F-BOMBS

  • A Candle for Fuck My Life - WTF
    A Candle for Fuck My Life

    A Candle for Fuck My Life

    Regular price $20.50
  • A Candle for Shit’s Fucked - WTF
    A Candle for Shit’s Fucked - WTF
    A Candle for Shit's Fucked

    A Candle for Shit's Fucked

    Regular price $20.50
  • A Candle for Calm the Fuck Down - WTF
    A Candle for Calm the Fuck Down

    A Candle for Calm the Fuck Down

    Regular price $20.50
  • Fucking Shit Up WTF Air Freshener - Air Freshener
    Fucking Shit Up WTF Air Freshener - Air Freshener
    Fucking Shit Up WTF Air Freshener

    Fucking Shit Up WTF Air Freshener

    Regular price $7.00

FAKE-CATION MUGS

We get it. You don't have time for a vacation. Who does?



And really, what’s the difference between lying about winning a thousand bucks in Vegas over the weekend and lying about actually going? Everyone knows it never happened. Kind of like when I said I had an amazing time in Turks and Caicos, but instead went to my uncle’s Jersey wedding and came home with a deep orange tan that totally washed off in the shower. Fake vacations are simply better conversation.

So we’ve created an imaginary road trip for you to brag about around the water cooler, complete with interesting factual details so that you can keep your story straight. Unless you’ve got bourbon in that coffee cup.  Then you’re on your own, you lush.
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FALL 2024 SOAP & CANDLES

  • Soap for the Garden Goddess - Soap
    Soap for the Garden Goddess - Soap
    Soap for the Garden Goddess

    Soap for the Garden Goddess

    Regular price $12.50
  • A Candle for the Garden Goddess - Candle
    A Candle for the Garden Goddess - Candle
    A Candle for the Garden Goddess

    A Candle for the Garden Goddess

    Regular price $26.95
  • Soap for The ’Cool’ Boss - Soap
    Soap for The ’Cool’ Boss - Soap
    Soap for The "Cool" Boss

    Soap for The "Cool" Boss

    Regular price $12.50
  • A Candle for the ’Cool’ Boss - Candle
    A Candle for the "Cool" Boss

    A Candle for the "Cool" Boss

    Regular price $26.95

FALL SCENTS

  • Fuck This Candle
    Fuck This Candle
    Fuck This Candle

    Fuck This Candle

    Regular price $20.50
  • A Candle for Fucking Meetings
    A Candle for Fucking Meetings
    A Candle for Fucking Meetings

    A Candle for Fucking Meetings

    Regular price $26.95
  • Soap for A Man's Man
    Soap for A Man's Man
    Soap for A Man's Man

    Soap for A Man's Man

    Regular price $12.50
  • Soap for Grammar Police
    Soap for Grammar Police
    Soap for Grammar Police

    Soap for Grammar Police

    Regular price $12.50