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CANCER

  • Astrology Pencils Cancer
    Astrology Pencils Cancer
    Astrology Pencils Cancer

    Astrology Pencils Cancer

    Regular price $13.50
  • Astrology Candle Cancer
    Astrology Candle Cancer
    Astrology Candle Cancer

    Astrology Candle Cancer

    Regular price $18.00
  • Astrology Soap Cancer
    Astrology Soap Cancer
    Astrology Soap Cancer

    Astrology Soap Cancer

    Regular price $12.50
  • Cancer Astrology Greeting Card
    Cancer Astrology Greeting Card
    Cancer Astrology Greeting Card

    Cancer Astrology Greeting Card

    Regular price $6.95 Sale price $2.75
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CANDLES

Always hand-poured and made with 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap.

  • A Candle for Too Old to Care - Candle
    A Candle for Too Old to Care - Candle
    A Candle for Too Old to Care

    A Candle for Too Old to Care

    Regular price $26.95
  • A Candle for Red Flags - Candle
    A Candle for Red Flags

    A Candle for Red Flags

    Regular price $26.95
  • A Candle for My Baby Daddy - Candle
    A Candle for My Baby Daddy

    A Candle for My Baby Daddy

    Regular price $26.95
  • A Candle for My Black Leggings - Candle
    A Candle for My Black Leggings

    A Candle for My Black Leggings

    Regular price $26.95

CANDLES AND MATCHES

  • Fuck This Candle
    Fuck This Candle
    Fuck This Candle

    Fuck This Candle

    Regular price $20.50
  • A Candle for Fucking Meetings
    A Candle for Fucking Meetings
    A Candle for Fucking Meetings

    A Candle for Fucking Meetings

    Regular price $26.95
  • What The Actual Fuck Candle
    What The Actual Fuck Candle
    What The Actual Fuck Candle

    What The Actual Fuck Candle

    Regular price $20.50
  • A Candle for the Cool Aunt
    A Candle for the Cool Aunt
    A Candle for the Cool Aunt

    A Candle for the Cool Aunt

    Regular price $26.95

CAPRICORN

  • Astrology Pencils Capricorn
    Astrology Pencils Capricorn
    Astrology Pencils Capricorn

    Astrology Pencils Capricorn

    Regular price $13.50
  • Astrology Candle Capricorn
    Astrology Candle Capricorn
    Astrology Candle Capricorn

    Astrology Candle Capricorn

    Regular price $18.00
  • Astrology Journal Capricorn
    Astrology Journal Capricorn

    Astrology Journal Capricorn

    Regular price $8.95 Sale price $4.50
    On Sale
  • Astrology Soap Capricorn
    Astrology Soap Capricorn
    Astrology Soap Capricorn

    Astrology Soap Capricorn

    Regular price $12.50

CARDS

Ah, the humble greeting card. For many years, merely the malign tool of annoying family members, but with some help from the sociopaths at Whiskey River, greeting cards are cool again.
  • Never Had Any Dreams Greeting Card
    Never Had Any Dreams Greeting Card
    Never Had Any Dreams Greeting Card

    Never Had Any Dreams Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.95
  • Less Empty Greeting Card
    Less Empty Greeting Card
    Less Empty Greeting Card

    Less Empty Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.95
  • Silenced Enemies Greeting Card
    Silenced Enemies Greeting Card
    Silenced Enemies Greeting Card

    Silenced Enemies Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.95
  • Amputated Foot Greeting Card
    Amputated Foot Greeting Card
    Amputated Foot Greeting Card

    Amputated Foot Greeting Card

    Regular price $5.95

CHEAP THRILLS

  • Zero Fucks Air Freshener
    Zero Fucks Air Freshener
    Zero Fucks Air Freshener

    Zero Fucks Air Freshener

    Regular price $7.50
  • Calm the F Down Air Freshener
    Calm the F Down Air Freshener
    Calm the F Down Air Freshener

    Calm the F Down Air Freshener

    Regular price $7.50
  • Soap for A New Home
    Soap for A New Home
    Soap for A New Home

    Soap for A New Home

    Regular price $12.50
  • Old School Matchbooks Variety Pack: Budget Escorts
    Old School Matchbooks Variety Pack: Budget Escorts
    Old School Matchbooks Variety Pack: Budget Escorts

    Old School Matchbooks Variety Pack: Budget Escorts

    Regular price $4.95