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PENCILS

Some say that the pencil was inspired by the humble writing twigs used in ancient Mesopotamia, while some say the first pencils originated high in the mountains of the Himalayas; others still insist the pencil always existed, it simply needed to be discovered. Here at Whiskey River Soap, we don’t really concern ourselves with all that history mumbo-jumbo, we’re too busy thinking up comedic quips for our made-in-USA pencil sets.
  • Pencils for Crazy Bitches
    Pencils for Crazy Bitches
    Pencils for Crazy Bitches

    Pencils for Crazy Bitches

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Zero Fucks
    Pencils for Zero Fucks
    Pencils for Zero Fucks

    Pencils for Zero Fucks

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Writer's Block
    Pencils for Writer's Block
    Pencils for Writer's Block

    Pencils for Writer's Block

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Truth
    Pencils for Truth
    Pencils for Truth

    Pencils for Truth

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for The Passive Aggressive
    Pencils for The Passive Aggressive
    Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

    Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for The Office
    Pencils for The Office
    Pencils for The Office

    Pencils for The Office

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for The Middle Child
    Pencils for The Middle Child
    Pencils for The Middle Child

    Pencils for The Middle Child

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Teachers
    Pencils for Teachers
    Pencils for Teachers

    Pencils for Teachers

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Procrastinators
    Pencils for Procrastinators
    Pencils for Procrastinators

    Pencils for Procrastinators

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Okay Moms
    Pencils for Okay Moms
    Pencils for Okay Moms

    Pencils for Okay Moms

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Nurses
    Pencils for Nurses
    Pencils for Nurses

    Pencils for Nurses

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Midlife Crisis
    Pencils for Midlife Crisis
    Pencils for Midlife Crisis

    Pencils for Midlife Crisis

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Little White Lies
    Pencils for Little White Lies
    Pencils for Little White Lies

    Pencils for Little White Lies

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Lefties
    Pencils for Lefties
    Pencils for Lefties

    Pencils for Lefties

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Happy Hour
    Pencils for Happy Hour
    Pencils for Happy Hour

    Pencils for Happy Hour

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for First World Problems
    Pencils for First World Problems
    Pencils for First World Problems

    Pencils for First World Problems

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Dog People
    Pencils for Dog People
    Pencils for Dog People

    Pencils for Dog People

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Days of the Week
    Pencils for Days of the Week
    Pencils for Days of the Week

    Pencils for Days of the Week

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Dad Jokes
    Pencils for Dad Jokes
    Pencils for Dad Jokes

    Pencils for Dad Jokes

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Cat People
    Pencils for Cat People
    Pencils for Cat People

    Pencils for Cat People

    Regular price $11.95
  • Excuse Pencils for Introverts
    Excuse Pencils for Introverts
    Excuse Pencils for Introverts

    Excuse Pencils for Introverts

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Grammar Police
    Pencils for Grammar Police
    Pencils for Grammar Police

    Pencils for Grammar Police

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils with Low Self-Esteem
    Pencils with Low Self-Esteem
    Pencils with Low Self-Esteem

    Pencils with Low Self-Esteem

    Regular price $11.95
  • Pencils for Fucking Birthdays
    Pencils for Fucking Birthdays
    Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

    Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

    Regular price $11.95