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  • Pencils for Midlife Crisis
  • Pencils for Midlife Crisis

Pencils for Midlife Crisis

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Who Says Existential Dread Can't Be Fun?

Congratulations, you’ve made it to middle age! All those years of being “financially responsible” means you can finally buy a motorcycle and the bitchin’ leather jacket to match. Or maybe a year-long silent meditation retreat is more your speed. Either way, you’ve earned it, after all. At least that’s what you’re going to tell yourself on the way to surf camp.


Pencils:

  • I Should Go Back to School
  • Signed Up for Banjo Lessons!
  • What Do You Think of Botox?
  • A Tattoo Sleeve Would Give Me an Edge
  • Off to Improv Camp!
  • My Other Pencil is a Motorcycle
  • I'm So Punk With My Pink Hair
  • Bought a Food Truck!
Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


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