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  • Pencils for The Passive Aggressive
  • Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

Pencils for The Passive Aggressive

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It's Fine.

I mean, if you want, I can write an essay detailing the extent to which I’m fine. I’ll even laminate the cover if you need me to do that, too. I don’t mind at all. If that’s what you need to prove that I’m fine, I’ll do it. Heck, I might even make it a book, find a publisher and go on Ellen to promote the release, proving how fine I am. I mean if that’s what you need. I’ll do it.


Pencils:

  • That's So Nice for You
  • Never Mind, It Wasn't that Important
  • I'm Sorry You're so Sensitive
  • I Prefer Pens, But This is Fine
  • What Grudge?
  • I'm Not Mad
  • Whatever.
  • *Turns Read Receipts On*
Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


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