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  • Dash of Profanity Hidden Fortune Candles
  • Dash of Profanity Hidden Fortune Candles

Dash of Profanity Hidden Fortune Candles

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  • Vegan
  • Paraben-Free
  • Cruelty-Free
  • Made in USA
  • Organic

Just like a real fortune cookie, the fortune is a complete surprise!

We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off-limits–Atkins, man–we had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, “Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness.” Smart guy.

Duo-wick soy wax candle with heat-sensitive label.

Our Candles
  • Net weight: Approximately 9 oz.
  • Burn time: 40 hours
  • 100% natural wicks
  • 100% soy wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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