A Candle for the Stubbornly Optimistic

Whiskey River Soap Co.


$ 19.95




Smells like a nightmare.

Glass half full? Well, good for you, you grinning lunatic. Remember that day you announced that "getting fired was a blessing"? That was the day I pretty much stopped liking you altogether. Even though it's near impossible not to like someone delusional enough to say, "I didn't like having hair all that much, anyway." Okay, pal. Just keep telling yourself that.

Juicy Fruit scented 
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.

Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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Product Code: SLI-C


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