A Candle for the Formerly Employed

Whiskey River Soap Co.

$ 19.95

Smells like daytime TV & booze

If that’s your idea of a perfect day, welcome to the club! Hey. It’s not like we chose to live this way. It’s the darned economy. So if you’re anything like us, you start the day out right with cheap whiskey over a sugary breakfast cereal. But if you’re not an actual trainwreck, why not just pretend with a Candle for the Formerly Employed? You’re just taking sabbatical, after all. No one will fault you for reeking of frosting and booze.


Merlot and lollipops scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.



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