A Candle for Sick Fucks

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Line up the Dayquil shots.

Did you hear? Plague is the new black and paid sick days are rarer than a basic unicorn that doesn’t guzzle pumpkin spice lattes! Get your lazy butt out of bed and get on the clock. And don’t sneeze on anyone. And bring your own tissues. The company isn’t made of money.

Nyquil Coma Scented
Net Wt. 10 OZ / 284 G
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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