A Candle for Hoarders

Whiskey River Soap Co.

You can never have too many bottles of booze.

True dat. But a little known fact: you CAN have too many expired and inexplicable cans of random ingredients in your pantry. Like those tiny ears of corn that expired in 2004. A hypnotist might be able to take you back to that day at the supermarket when you declared, "I'm thinking of creating a whole new fusion cuisine. Like a food truck would! I'll pair those canned tiny ears of corn with, what, vanilla pudding? Frozen gelato? No. That's just weird. Well, I'll come up with something soon." And that's why you have Domino's on your speed dial. Once you come to understand the only things worth hoarding are shoes and booze, you'll be okay.


Canned corn from 1978
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.






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