A Candle for Mom Brain
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Phone in the fridge again.
I used to have functioning brain cells, but that no-good husband of mine screwed me over and now I have feral children instead. If I have to hear, "Mom, he's hitting me" and, "Call 911!" one more time, I swear to the Grey Goose god... Speaking of which, have you seen my double martini? And the baby? They were both in the oven last time I checked.
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Fragrance: Fresh Milk, Honey Almond, Oatmeal Milk & Honey
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Our Candles
Our Candles
- Net weight: Approximately 10 oz.
- Burn time: 60 hours
- 100% natural wicks
- 100% soy wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.
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Shipping
Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package.
Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.
