Smells like arrested development.
Of an entire generation. No, make that species. What would Shakespeare do? Probably post a winky frowny, followed up by a reversed hand with a middle finger extended, and then a grinning pile of poo. Wait a second, maybe this IS progress. None of that funny vocabulary business or historical time period-related symbolism. A grinning pile of poo is a grinning pile of poo in any given century.
GED scented (Dollar-store perfume)
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.