A Candle for Crazy Exes

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Glad that's over.

You really dodged a bullet this time, kid. I'm not one to talk bad about anyone, but that ex of yours is a real nut job. A real whacko. The fighting, the drama, the broken dishes, the all-night marathons in the bedroom... oh hey, I was just thinking. Since it seems the two of you aren't together anymore, would you mind very much if I asked out your ex?


Plain Nuts Scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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