A Candle for Cool Kids

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Cool kids rule.

The school. They do. And they never let you forget it. So if you've ever wanted to be a cool kid in "The Squad" or whatever they might call their own in-crowd, just remember: there's a future menial labor application just down the road with their names all over it. Hey, someone has to do it. Might as well not be you.


Migraine-inducing cologne scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.






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