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SOAP

Handmade vegan soaps slimed up by our in-house soap slugs with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

  • Soap for Don’t Be a Dick - Soap
    Soap for Don’t Be a Dick - Soap
    Soap for Don't Be a Dick

    Soap for Don't Be a Dick

    Regular price $12.50
  • A Candle for Man Flu - Candle
    Soap for Man Flu - Soap
    Soap for Man Flu

    Soap for Man Flu

    Regular price $12.50
  • A Candle for Living the Dream - Candle
    Soap for Living the Dream - Soap
    Soap for Living the Dream

    Soap for Living the Dream

    Regular price $12.50
  • Soap for Girl Dinner - Soap
    Soap for Girl Dinner - Soap
    Soap for Girl Dinner

    Soap for Girl Dinner

    Regular price $12.50

SOAPS & BATH

  • Soap for The Trophy Husband
    Soap for The Trophy Husband
    Soap for The Trophy Husband

    Soap for The Trophy Husband

    Regular price $12.50
  • Soap for Besties
    Soap for Besties
    Soap for Besties

    Soap for Besties

    Regular price $12.50
  • Soap for Teachers
    Soap for Teachers
    Soap for Teachers

    Soap for Teachers

    Regular price $12.50
  • Soap for Fucking Meetings
    Soap for Fucking Meetings
    Soap for Fucking Meetings

    Soap for Fucking Meetings

    Regular price $12.50

Spring 2025 New Products

  • ’Alky’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    ’Salted Butter’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    "Alky" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    "Alky" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    Regular price $5.00
  • ’Coke Fiend’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    ’Salted Butter’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    "Coke Fiend" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    "Coke Fiend" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    Regular price $5.00
  • ’Crust’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    ’Salted Butter’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    "Crust" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    "Crust" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    Regular price $5.00
  • ’Dick’s Original’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    ’Salted Butter’ Old School Lip Balm Tin - Lip Balm
    "Dick's Original" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    "Dick's Original" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    Regular price $5.00

SPRING 2025 SOAPS AND CANDLES

  • A Candle for I’ll Cut Bitch - WTF
    A Candle for I’ll Cut Bitch - WTF
    A Candle for I'll Cut Bitch

    A Candle for I'll Cut Bitch

    Regular price $20.50
  • A Candle for I Wish a MF Would - WTF
    A Candle for I Wish a MF Would

    A Candle for I Wish a MF Would

    Regular price $20.50
  • Soap for My Black Leggings - Soap
    Soap for My Black Leggings - Soap
    Soap for My Black Leggings

    Soap for My Black Leggings

    Regular price $12.50
  • A Candle for My Black Leggings - Candle
    A Candle for My Black Leggings

    A Candle for My Black Leggings

    Regular price $26.95

STICKERS

  • Stick It! Prank Stickers
    Stick It! Prank Stickers
    Stick It! Prank Stickers

    Stick It! Prank Stickers

    Regular price $9.50
  • Fuck It! Stickers
    Fuck It! Stickers
    Fuck It! Stickers

    Fuck It! Stickers

    Regular price $9.50
  • Stick It! Prank Stickers Set B
    Stick It! Prank Stickers Set B
    Stick It! Prank Stickers Set B

    Stick It! Prank Stickers Set B

    Regular price $9.50
  • Stick It! Big Prank Stickers
    Stick It! Big Prank Stickers
    Stick It! Big Prank Stickers

    Stick It! Big Prank Stickers

    Regular price $9.50

STONERS

  • Soap for Stoners
    Soap for Stoners
    Soap for Stoners

    Soap for Stoners

    Regular price $12.50
  • A Candle for Stoners
    A Candle for Stoners
    A Candle for Stoners

    A Candle for Stoners

    Regular price $26.95
  • Edibles Kicked In Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Edibles Kicked In Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
    Edibles Kicked In Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Edibles Kicked In Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin

    Regular price $13.95