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  • Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle
  • Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle
  • Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle
  • Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle

Gee Whiz Anti-Cursing Paint Can Candle

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  • Vegan
  • Paraben-Free
  • Cruelty-Free
  • Made in USA
  • Organic

Gee Whiz

Don’t you think people are just cursing too much these days? With all the F-bombs and r-words and see you next Tuesdays flying around everywhere, it’s hard to get a word in edgewise. So take the easy way out: buy this candle and shut the fuck up. Thanks!

Off-Brand Boxed Wine Scented
Fragrance: Blood Orange, Fresh Peach, Red Delicious Apple

Our Candles
  • Net weight: Approximately 12 oz.
  • Burn time: 50 hours
  • 100% natural wick
  • 100% soy wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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Shipping

Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package. 

Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.