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CLASSIC BAR SOAP

Handmade vegan soaps slimed up by our in-house soap slugs with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

  • Soap for Spite
    Soap for Spite
    Soap for Spite

    Soap for Spite

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for 99 Problems
    Soap for 99 Problems
    Soap for 99 Problems

    Soap for 99 Problems

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Shit Talking
    Soap for Shit Talking
    Soap for Shit Talking

    Soap for Shit Talking

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for Crystals
    Soap for Crystals
    Soap for Crystals

    Soap for Crystals

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Working Girls
    Soap for Working Girls
    Soap for Working Girls

    Soap for Working Girls

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for Bless Your Heart
    Soap for Bless Your Heart
    Soap for Bless Your Heart

    Soap for Bless Your Heart

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Animal Lovers
    Soap for Animal Lovers
    Soap for Animal Lovers

    Soap for Animal Lovers

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Probably Swingers
    Soap for Probably Swingers
    Soap for Probably Swingers

    Soap for Probably Swingers

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for You’re So Vain - Soap
    Soap for You're So Vain
    Soap for You're So Vain

    Soap for You're So Vain

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for Thoughts and Prayers - Soap
    Soap for Thoughts and Prayers - Soap
    Soap for Thoughts and Prayers

    Soap for Thoughts and Prayers

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for Scary Shit
    Soap for Scary Shit
    Soap for Scary Shit

    Soap for Scary Shit

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for Night Owls - Soap
    Soap for Night Owls - Soap
    Soap for Night Owls

    Soap for Night Owls

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for The Dude - Soap
    Soap for The Dude - Soap
    Soap for The Dude

    Soap for The Dude

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Deep Thinkers - Soap
    Soap for Deep Thinkers - Soap
    Soap for Deep Thinkers

    Soap for Deep Thinkers

    Regular price $12.95 Sale price $6.50
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  • Soap for Big Sisters
    Soap for Big Sisters
    Soap for Big Sisters

    Soap for Big Sisters

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for The Bookish
    Soap for The Bookish
    Soap for The Bookish

    Soap for The Bookish

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Always Late
    Soap for Always Late
    Soap for Always Late

    Soap for Always Late

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for the Favorite Child
    Soap for the Favorite Child
    Soap for the Favorite Child

    Soap for the Favorite Child

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Cool Dads
    Soap for Cool Dads
    Soap for Cool Dads

    Soap for Cool Dads

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Fucking Zen
    Soap for Fucking Zen
    Soap for Fucking Zen

    Soap for Fucking Zen

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Crazy Bitches
    Soap for Crazy Bitches
    Soap for Crazy Bitches

    Soap for Crazy Bitches

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for What The Fucking Fuck
    Soap for What The Fucking Fuck
    Soap for What The Fucking Fuck

    Soap for What The Fucking Fuck

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Gold Diggers
    Soap for Gold Diggers
    Soap for Gold Diggers

    Soap for Gold Diggers

    Regular price $12.95
  • Soap for Mom Brain
    Soap for Mom Brain
    Soap for Mom Brain

    Soap for Mom Brain

    Regular price $12.95