Cheer Up, Silly Pencil!

Life’s not so bad. There are still plenty of us out there who like you: elementary school kids, golfers, artists, and uhhh… did I say schoolchildren already? But hey, things could be worse. I mean, who wants to be a crayon, right? So hold your head high, humble pencil. You’ll always have a place in our hearts and at our desks… at least until we toss you out.

Pencils:

• I'm Kind of Dull
• All Used Up, Nowhere To Go
• I Bet You'll Throw Me Away One Day
• Even My Eraser Disappears on Me
• Never Good Enough for Legal Documents
• What, I'm Not Sharp Enough for You?
• I Know I'm Your No. 2 (Never #1)
• You're Just Using Me