Tired of Feeling Like a Bone-Dry Hack?

So the wordsmith’s well has run dry? Try this pack of Writer’s Block pencils. If these pencils don’t help you churn out regurgitated ideas and probably a vampire, I’ll eat my hat. It’s a fedora, by the way. Cool vampires wear fedoras now. Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. Or in your book. Either way, you’re gonna need these pencils ASAP. Even crap won’t write itself.

Pencils:

• Add a Vampire
• Regurgitated Ideas Pencil
• Try Vodka
• Kill Your Characters
• Lightly Plagiarize
• Insert Coffee IV
• Potential Murder Weapon?
• Hit Head Repeatedly With a Hammer