May I Take Your Order?

You must be completely delusional if you think I’m a waiter, pal. In fact, I could argue that your very existence is at the mercy of my skilled, capable hands right now. So too bad if you don’t like the green Jell-o. Shut your trap and maybe I’ll come back to check on you. Key word: maybe.

Pencils:

• Scrub Life
• I'm Not a Waiter, OK?
• No, I Didn't Want to Be a Doctor
• Remember Sitting Down?
• On Call Sobriety Blues
• Med School? Try Nursing School
• I Look Tired Because I Am
• I Haven't Peed in 12 Hours