Pencils for Fucking Birthdays
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Who are you calling old?
Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap.
Pencils:
- I Guess You Want a Present Now, Huh
- Happy. Birthday. To. Me.
- Oh, You're Sooo Special Today
- Hey, At Least I Remembered
- You're Not Old, You're Ancient
- You're Lucky I Have to Be Nice to You
- Go On. Cry if You Want to.
- Slightly Expired
Our Pencils
Our Pencils
- Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
- Hand-assembled in the USA
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Shipping
Shipping
Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package.
Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.
