Oh, Cool.

It’s Monday again. Feels like I just clocked out. Know what I love about Mondays? Nothing. In fifteen minutes, I’ll be sleeping with my eyes open for an hour-long meeting about employee morale followed by a “surprise” birthday cake and card everyone half-heartedly signs while doing a slow eye-roll. Which is the same eye-roll I’ll be making when I read it, ‘cuz it’s my birthday and even that won’t fix a Monday.

Pencils:

• Try Turning It Off and On Again
• Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
• I Found This in the Toilet
• It's Hard to Make New Coffee
• I'll Probably Quit Today
• Comic Sans Kills
• That's What She Said
• Resting Staff Meeting Face