Thanks, but no thanks. I'll just crawl back into bed and resume crying myself to sleep in my unused formal dress. Maybe watch another dystopian movie and wonder why everyone acts so surprised by this ubiquitous plot line.
Limited-Time Soaps: Prize-winning soap design from our Design Your Own Soap Contest. A portion of the profits will be donated to Feeding America. Class of 2020 contest design submitted by Emily Beal.
Zoom Champagne Toasts
Net Weight: 6 oz
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