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  • Pencils for The Cool Aunt
  • Pencils for The Cool Aunt

Pencils for The Cool Aunt

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Honey, hand me that bottle?

Your auntie needs another top-off. It's been a week, I tell ya. My work load is intense and my dating life is an absolute train wreck. Honestly, coming over to see my favorite niece and nephew is giving me life right now. I don't know why your mom complains so much, you two are absolute angels. You know, she wasn't always this strict. You should've seen her in high school, oh my lord, she used to...


Pencils:

  • Was There More Wine Left?
  • Your Mother Was Really Wild in High School
  • Let Me Tell You About Your Dad
  • Let's Do a Makeover!
  • Wine Goes Bad. You Have to Drink it All.
  • Your Grandma Used to be A Real "B"
  • Pour Your Aunt Another Glass, Dear
  • Auntie Needs Her Health Gummies
Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


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