The Holiday for the Rest of Us

"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! This doll was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born: 'A Festivus for the rest of us!'" - Frank Costanza from Seinfeld episode "The Strike"

Pencils:

• I Find Tinsel Distracting
• It's Aluminum: Very High Strength to Weight Ratio
• A Festivus for the Rest of Us!
• It's Time for the Feats of Strength
• Stop Crying, and Fight Your Father
• Another Festivus Miracle!
• No Offense, but This Holiday is a Little Out There
• I Got a Lot of Problems with You People!