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  • Pencils for Fucking Birthdays
  • Pencils for Fucking Birthdays
  • Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

Pencils for Fucking Birthdays

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Fucking Birthdays Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

  • I guess you want a present now, huh
  • happy. birthday. to. me.
  • oh, you're sooo special today 
  • hey, at least I remembered 
  • you're not old, you're ancient 
  • you're lucky I have to be nice to you
  • go on. cry if you want to.
  • slightly expired

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8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils Made in the USA
Box Size: 7 ½" H x 2 ½" W x ⅜" L

Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.

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