A Candle for What the Fucking Fuck
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How do I put this?
And how many different ways can I say it before I know you're truly picking up what I'm laying down? What. The. Fucking. Fuck? And I'm not talking about corrupt governments and the fact that life is just a hologram. I'm talking about those ballet flats you keep trying to make happen. It's not gonna happen, okay? And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it. You look like a damned clown.
Prickly Pear Scented
Fragrance: Bamboo Hemp, Watercress & Aloe
Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co.
Our Candles
Our Candles
- Net weight: Approximately 10 oz.
- Burn time: 60 hours
- 100% natural wicks
- 100% soy wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.
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Shipping
Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package.
Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.
