A Candle for Big Families
Maybe one day
I'd never yelled the word "motherf*ck!" in front of small children until that day I stepped on my first Lego from hell. Sorry, kiddos, but that was simply unavoidable. And that's the day my baby-sitting career ended. Too bad. I hear the hourly rates are now sky-high. Probably pays more than my current career as a serial philanderer, gosh darn it. Just think, I could be eating frozen pizza rolls right out of the bag in someone else's tricked-out kitchen right now if only I'd played my cards right.
Cookies & Play-Doh Scented
Fragrance: Playdoh, Sugar Cookie
Our Candles
- Net weight: Approximately 10 oz.
- Burn time: 60 hours
- 100% natural wicks
- 100% soy wax
- Hand-poured in the USA
Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
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Shipping
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