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  • A Candle for Fucking Zen
  • A Candle for Fucking Zen
  • A Candle for Fucking Zen

A Candle for Fucking Zen

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  • Vegan
  • Paraben-Free
  • Cruelty-Free
  • Made in USA
  • Organic

Om.

I don't get it. I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed, and frankly, a little nauseous. Whoever said zen gardens are meditative and spiritually healing never met my cat, Bill the Shitter. Yeah, I know. I could buy a "real" zen garden but that would cut into my beer money. And that shit ain't happening.


Cool Cucumber Scented
Fragrance: Agave Lime, Cucumber Melon

Our Candles
  • Net weight: Approximately 10 oz.
  • Burn time: 60 hours
  • 100% natural wicks
  • 100% soy wax
  • Hand-poured in the USA

Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

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Shipping

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