Ready? Set? Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Hey, what the? I was barely asleep! Look, if my "goals" involve multiple daily naps, I'm still winning, amirite?

Anyway, please forgive us for adding so many products constantly. The accountants are KILLING us with this "try to be more conservative" and "why are you always sleeping" absurdity. So what if our product line is ever expanding? So is the universe, pal.

Anyway, we've got more soaps, candles, journals and bath bombs ready to ship out at a moment's notice. Email, order, call us ... wait, don't call us. I told you, it's nap time.