Look Mom, new products!
We're super excited by our new Astrology Line! And by "super excited", I mean about half of us got out of bed this morning. Not me, of course. I'm voice-texting this from my curbside rescue futon. But I think the pizza's almost here so I'm going to have to get up anyway. That, and the dog won't bring me any more beer. Freeloader.
So let's jump to the new line! Admittedly, we're a little obsessed with astrology so we want to impress you with our VAST expertise. For instance: Take a selfie? Leo. Say random things? Sagittarius. Wear a lot of leather? Scorpio. Trust me on this. We've got your number.
And stay tuned! We've got a couple more tricks up our sleeve coming later this week....