Fred Says "Buy Now."

And who are we to argue? A recent post on Fred & Friends' social media directs every able-bodied man, woman and child to get out there and buy our soap. Or else:

"The originator of our "Borrow My Pens" and "Take Out Fake-Out" bags has a very funny line of soap and candles you need to buy - and like right now."

- Fred & Friends