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  • A Candle for Cat Dads
    A Candle for Cat Dads
    A Candle for Cat Dads

    A Candle for Cat Dads

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for Dog Moms
    A Candle for Dog Moms
    A Candle for Dog Moms

    A Candle for Dog Moms

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for Dubai Chocolate
    A Candle for Dubai Chocolate
    A Candle for Dubai Chocolate

    A Candle for Dubai Chocolate

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for Family Group Chat
    A Candle for Family Group Chat

    A Candle for Family Group Chat

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for Fav Sibling
    A Candle for Fav Sibling
    A Candle for Fav Sibling

    A Candle for Fav Sibling

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for Goblin Mode
    A Candle for Goblin Mode
    A Candle for Goblin Mode

    A Candle for Goblin Mode

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for My ADHD
    A Candle for My ADHD
    A Candle for My ADHD

    A Candle for My ADHD

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for Situationships
    A Candle for Situationships
    A Candle for Situationships

    A Candle for Situationships

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for That Guy
    A Candle for That Guy
    A Candle for That Guy

    A Candle for That Guy

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for The Algorithm
    A Candle for The Algorithm
    A Candle for The Algorithm

    A Candle for The Algorithm

    $27.95
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  • A Candle for The Empath
    A Candle for The Empath
    A Candle for The Empath

    A Candle for The Empath

    $27.95
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  • Aquarius Astrology Candle
    Aquarius Astrology Candle
    Aquarius Astrology Candle

    Aquarius Astrology Candle

    $21.95
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  • Aries Astrology Candle
    Aries Astrology Candle
    Aries Astrology Candle

    Aries Astrology Candle

    $21.95
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  • Avoiding My Feelings Sticker
    Avoiding My Feelings Sticker

    Avoiding My Feelings Sticker

    $3.95
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  • Bury the Bodies Candle
    Bury the Bodies Candle
    Bury the Bodies Candle

    Bury the Bodies Candle

    $20.95
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  • Cancer Astrology Candle
    Cancer Astrology Candle
    Cancer Astrology Candle

    Cancer Astrology Candle

    $21.95
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  • Capricorn Astrology Candle
    Capricorn Astrology Candle
    Capricorn Astrology Candle

    Capricorn Astrology Candle

    $21.95
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  • Cardio is a Scam Sticker
    Cardio is a Scam Sticker

    Cardio is a Scam Sticker

    $3.95
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  • ★★★★★

    “Beautifully crafted and terribly accurate... as an astrologer by trade, I can tell you, they did their research and called out every sign! Not to mention, they smell amazing!”

    I'm so excited to have these!
  • ★★★★★

    “Fun sassy product - great for small gifts or to add to larger ones!”

    Fun product
  • Soap for Hippie Chicks - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “Ordered on a Sunday evening with a note that my shop opened the following Saturday and asked if it would be possible to ship in time for opening day. They said YES! Awesome service and product. ”

    So funny and can’t wait to order again!
  • Fuck Yeah Candle - WTF
    ★★★★★

    “Our favorites were 'This Ho' and 'F... Yeah!' Lovely scents, LIGHTNING fast shipping, great packaging to keep all candles safe.”

    Fantastic and unique candles.
  • A Candle for Crazy Bitches - Candle
    ★★★★★

    “We LOVE this line of candles- The quality is top notch and shipping is always fast.”

    Funny as can be!
  • Astrology Soap Gemini - Astrology Soap
    ★★★★★

    “As a certified astrologer, I must say, someone def did their research! And now I'm building up an inventory of some of the other soaps. So happy with my purchases so far and I highly recommend this brand!”

    Love the products... and customer service is great too!
  • Soap for Bless Your Heart - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “I absolutely love these soaps. They are of great quality and shipping is fast.”

    Wonderful product
  • Aw Hell No Vintage Paint Can·dle - Vintage Paint Can•dles
    ★★★★★

    “Love this brand, from the packaging, quality, and quickness of shipping.”

    Super impressed...
  • Soap for My Favorite Teacher - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “These are so awesome! I love that they feel bigger than most homemade soaps. I love the colors, scents and the packaging! The candles are so beautiful!”

    Beautifully packaged and Cute!
  • Who Gives a Flying Fuck? Vintage Paint Can·dle - Vintage Paint Can•dles
    ★★★★★

    “Not only is the packaging amazing, but the quality of the products are wonderful! Will definitely be ordering again!”

    Hilarious!!
  • Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin - Emergency Ambiance
    ★★★★★

    “Love, love, LOVE working with this brand. Shopping and fulfillment speed is amazing. They go out of their way for customer satisfaction. So appreciative.”

    Above and beyond
  • Soap for Hot Moms - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “Always on time if not early, great communication and the soaps smell great!”

    Such a great company
  • Pencils for Zero Fucks - Pencils
    ★★★★★

    “Fun gift idea & product received way earlier than expected - great turnaround time!”

    So fun
  • A Candle for Probably Swingers - Candle
    ★★★★★

    “Amazing customer service! Great lightly scented candles not too empowering!”

    Super fast shipping and great customer service
  • Soap for the Cool Aunt - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “Loved it so much ordered again”

    Perfectooo
  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin - Emergency Ambiance
    ★★★★★

    “Love the products of this company and will be ordering more (bought air fresheners and emergency candles)”

    Love it!!
  • I Fucking Love You Candle - WTF
    ★★★★★

    “Some of the funniest, best smelling products you can buy!!”

    Fantastic!!
  • What The Actual Fuck Candle - WTF
    ★★★★★

    “I found their "What the Actual Fuck?" candle at Salzer's Records in Ventura, and bought it because of the label alone. I lit it for the first time a few days ago (the situation absolutely called for it), and the scent was incredible!I am a lifelong fan! Please keep up the amazing work!”

     I love your candles!
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