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    A Candle for Fucking Meetings
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    “Beautifully crafted and terribly accurate... as an astrologer by trade, I can tell you, they did their research and called out every sign! Not to mention, they smell amazing!”

    I'm so excited to have these!
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    “Fun sassy product - great for small gifts or to add to larger ones!”

    Fun product
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    “Ordered on a Sunday evening with a note that my shop opened the following Saturday and asked if it would be possible to ship in time for opening day. They said YES! Awesome service and product. ”

    So funny and can’t wait to order again!
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    “Our favorites were 'This Ho' and 'F... Yeah!' Lovely scents, LIGHTNING fast shipping, great packaging to keep all candles safe.”

    Fantastic and unique candles.
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    “We LOVE this line of candles- The quality is top notch and shipping is always fast.”

    Funny as can be!
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    “As a certified astrologer, I must say, someone def did their research! And now I'm building up an inventory of some of the other soaps. So happy with my purchases so far and I highly recommend this brand!”

    Love the products... and customer service is great too!
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    “I absolutely love these soaps. They are of great quality and shipping is fast.”

    Wonderful product
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    “Love this brand, from the packaging, quality, and quickness of shipping.”

    Super impressed...
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    “These are so awesome! I love that they feel bigger than most homemade soaps. I love the colors, scents and the packaging! The candles are so beautiful!”

    Beautifully packaged and Cute!
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    “Not only is the packaging amazing, but the quality of the products are wonderful! Will definitely be ordering again!”

    Hilarious!!
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    “Love, love, LOVE working with this brand. Shopping and fulfillment speed is amazing. They go out of their way for customer satisfaction. So appreciative.”

    Above and beyond
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    “Always on time if not early, great communication and the soaps smell great!”

    Such a great company
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    “Fun gift idea & product received way earlier than expected - great turnaround time!”

    So fun
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    “Amazing customer service! Great lightly scented candles not too empowering!”

    Super fast shipping and great customer service
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    “Loved it so much ordered again”

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    “Love the products of this company and will be ordering more (bought air fresheners and emergency candles)”

    Love it!!
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    “Some of the funniest, best smelling products you can buy!!”

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