Soap for Loser Magnets
is on back order
Can you get the check this time, love?
Of course you can! You know why? Because you're a bloody magnet for losers and it's simply business as usual for you. Now I'm not one to judge or anything, but it seems like maybe you might enjoy being the winner in any given relationship, and that's why you keep finding yourself idly scanning online mugshots for potential life partners.
Vaguely British scented (Aftershave)
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Product Code: LOSERMAGNETSSOAP