Soap for a Midlife Crisis
is on back order
Smells like a motorcycle.
Or a perm. Or a food truck. Whatever it is, you're throwing caution to the wind and finally going for it. And not a second too soon. Your chances of getting hit by a bus just keep going up, and nobody wants to die without at least experiencing the magic of a spiral perm.
Kumquat tree scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.
Product Code: MIDLIFECRISISSOAP