A Candle for Plain Old Depression

Whiskey River Soap Co.

$ 19.95

Nothing fancy here.

If you’re like us, you don’t have any cool-sounding afflictions like bipolar disorder or gluten-intolerance. You probably just saw your ex or stepped in gum, and are just kind of feeling loser-y lately. So rather than check to see if your happiness is buried in the bottom of a bottle, why not settle for lathering up with a soap that only smells like hooch? This way, you can get buzzed up without the promise of a hangover just around the corner.

Peppermint Schnapps scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.



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