A Candle for Online Dating
is on back order
Should'a swiped left.
Wow. You look so much like a picture of someone else. What year was that one taken anyway? This year? But this year, in like, a parallel universe where you don't spend your days chugging 2-liters of Mountain Dew and pulling your own hair out? Good look, by the way. The gravity-defying hairdo diverts attention from your lazy eye.
Run-down movie theater (buttered popcorn scent)
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
Product Code: ONLINEDATINGCANDLE