A Candle for Lotto Players

Whiskey River Soap Co.

$ 19.95

Easier than building a resume

Like assembling a 1,500-piece puzzle or winning a hand at solitaire, buying a lottery ticket does a swell job of giving you that false sense of accomplishment you consistently crave. In fact, your time could never be better spent than by plotting out how to spend your forthcoming riches or gluing your puzzle pieces together and hanging it on the wall next to all your other puzzles. We can already see your awe-inspiring future obituary. We'll hang it on the wall next to our own puzzles.

Gum and tobacco scented

Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.



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