You know that morning when you wake up and remember you have to go to the in-laws for dinner? Good times. And clearly there aren't enough hours left in the day to really get your pre-game on for a classic black-out move. If you were any kind of a planner, you would have developed a "tickling in the throat" by noon yesterday and could have pulled off a sick day. But let's face it, you suck. And you're going. So get ready for a night of thinly-veiled insults and a hefty scoop of unseasoned mystery meat with nary a salt shaker in sight.
Unseasoned pot roast
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.