A Candle for Evil Dictators
is on back order
Or dictator wannabes.
If you want to be the supreme leader of anything, you’re going to need your own army. And light source. And of course it’ll be the color of your enemy’s blood. Which is red, fyi, unless your only enemies are stink bugs. So bust out the Candle for Evil Dictators and pretend you’re riding a unicorn that’s towing the grizzly bear you just wrangled to the ground while solving a Rubik’s Cube ... one-handed.
Stale tobacco scented
Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.
Burn time: 60 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.
Product Code: DICTATORCANDLE